Did you ever wonder?
What hair color do they put on driver’s licenses of bald men?
If FedEx and UPS merged, would they be called FED UP?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, would it follow that electricians are delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced “onety one”?