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VERY PUNNY!

September 6, 2023 by Author Unknown

  • A pessimist’s blood type is always b-negative.
  • A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
  • A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
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Truth For Teens was originally a publication with a circulation of over 500 to youth throughout the United States.  This was possible because a group of men and women felt a need to provide healthy, helpful information to our youth as they deal with daily situations.

That need has not changed. The Central church of Christ at Pflugerville, Texas has decided to oversee this continuing, important ministry with this website and publication of a regular newsletter available to all teens around the world. We want the truth of God to be available as the “truth for teens” as well!

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